Team Apogaea is looking for a vivacious fun loving individual with a dash of responsibility to lead our corps of greeters. Must be able to play well with others and know what it takes to make a stunning first impression. Oh yeah, other responsibilities include helping recruit / wrangle part of the greeter horde, talk smack about greeter procedures, select Danish modern furniture for the greeter station, and train shift leads how to show freshfaced Apogaea newcomers a good time. Male, female or crossdresser. . . we don’t freakin’ care. . . we’re equal opportunity.
Our highly esteemed Bobalicious has stepped down from this coveted role this year (thank you Mister B for your past service) making it available to the sexy smartypants ready to jump on our crazy ride.
Yessiree, Team Apogaea is growing by leaps & bounds. . . Uncle Dave will be your partner in crime as the lead for Gate Operations, Sidetrack joins as our Minister of All Things Placement, Teo de Fuego has signed on as Editor of the Apocrypha, Duney Dan returns as our creatively anachronistic Lead Ranger, Llavendyr as our Volunteer Logistics Mastermind, Hula Fanatic Travis is back as our fearless Emergency Services Lead, Pussie S'More as our Mistress of Events, and doubtlessly others that my fragged out attention deficit disorder lead me to neglect at the moment. But never fear, future installments will detail their contributions as well. . . So get on the bus for your chance to enjoy a variety of new surprise perks this year, in addition to our traditional Team Lead benefits:
• staff kegerator
• all you can eat baconcheesebaconburgers in our commissary
• keys to our steam powered halftrack
• map to the secret portapotty
• complimentary enrollment in our lingerie-of-the-month club
• and your very own VIP all-access badge to the hidden delights of the Infotainment booth
Okay, at least I’m not kidding about the new surprises, some of which will be unveiled at our Apogaea Town Hall on April 27th.
So if you are interested. . . please slip into something comfortable and shoot an email off to volunteers@apogaea.com so we can talk dirty. . . I mean get to know each other. . . before Apogaea Town Hall.
Our highly esteemed Bobalicious has stepped down from this coveted role this year (thank you Mister B for your past service) making it available to the sexy smartypants ready to jump on our crazy ride.
Yessiree, Team Apogaea is growing by leaps & bounds. . . Uncle Dave will be your partner in crime as the lead for Gate Operations, Sidetrack joins as our Minister of All Things Placement, Teo de Fuego has signed on as Editor of the Apocrypha, Duney Dan returns as our creatively anachronistic Lead Ranger, Llavendyr as our Volunteer Logistics Mastermind, Hula Fanatic Travis is back as our fearless Emergency Services Lead, Pussie S'More as our Mistress of Events, and doubtlessly others that my fragged out attention deficit disorder lead me to neglect at the moment. But never fear, future installments will detail their contributions as well. . . So get on the bus for your chance to enjoy a variety of new surprise perks this year, in addition to our traditional Team Lead benefits:
• staff kegerator
• all you can eat baconcheesebaconburgers in our commissary
• keys to our steam powered halftrack
• map to the secret portapotty
• complimentary enrollment in our lingerie-of-the-month club
• and your very own VIP all-access badge to the hidden delights of the Infotainment booth
Okay, at least I’m not kidding about the new surprises, some of which will be unveiled at our Apogaea Town Hall on April 27th.
So if you are interested. . . please slip into something comfortable and shoot an email off to volunteers@apogaea.com so we can talk dirty. . . I mean get to know each other. . . before Apogaea Town Hall.
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